May 2012
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Anonymous asked: tit pic?
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danger-kiki replied to your photo: hello world
ME AND MINNIE ARE COMING ON FRIDAY!!
WEEEEEE SIT IN THE FRONT ROW
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videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
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it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
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tomlinsarse:
this is literally me every time i open photoshop
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i would very much like to stop seeing missing person signs on fb. can’t people just stop snatching up other people? is it really that difficult to not abduct someone?
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sadademort replied to your post: paranoid about my vagina
Vaginaphobia might cover paranoia? I’m gonna go look it up!
LET ME KNOW
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HOW IS HARVEY WALLBANGER ONE WORD?!
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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paranoid about my vagina
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via obliteratedheart)
Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
– Albert Einstein (via blua)
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exploding orgy of gender anarchy: On Shipping and... →
signsonthewalls:
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patheticfangirl:
This is my letter to angry fanboys.
First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a passion with me, and that’s awesome. We’re all on a rock floating through space with little connection to most of the people who surround...
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vaspim:
I want to start blogging in MLA format. Works Cited Vaspim, Chris B. “Vaspim Wants to Start Blogging in MLA Format.” Vaspim. http://vaspim.tumblr.com/, 29 May 2012. Web. 28 May 2012.
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when i get sad i listen to “one thing” on repeat
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Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
BUT IF ANY OF YOU DIE WITH A CLEAN SWORD I’LL RAPE YOUR FUCKING CORPSE
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an excuse for the weepiness
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My cat died suddenly this morning. Well, I guess it was late last night.
And I feel like people are going to judge me because I’m taking it so hard.
It’s only a cat.
But I’ve had her for 13, almost 14, years. I’ve taken care of her, loved her, and lived with her for so long. And all of that time in my cognitive memory, I remember when we first got her.
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